In anticipation of needing a worthy name for the tomato that bears the winning fruit (you know, for the commemorative plaque), I went ahead and bestowed some aspirational names on my plants:
Unfortunately, the recent heavy rains haven't been good to a few of my plants, but I decided they needed names as well (just names that were, well, you know...more suited to their chances of winning the contest):
I see hope for the Mark plant. Not so much for the Fred.
ReplyDeleteI'd make a comment about your Jenna Jameson plant, but I don't want this site to be NSFW.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the Jenna plant will be gorgeous but I'm naming mine Pamela Anderson for obvious reasons. Mark is right...there are all kinds of jokes there about "support racks", "hardening off", and "fertilization", but I too will refrain.
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